May 2013
8 posts
rubywhiterabbit:
calderonbeta:
feralcastiel:
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
tickettoheaven:
chafing-nipples:
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas
April 2013
13 posts
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57academics:
50-shades-of-thorin:
deppsex:
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.
Yeah. i’m so glad nobody assumed it was that other movie with a person with scissors for hands. We really dodged a bullet there
A PATRON ASKS IF A BOOK THEY PUT ON HOLD 10...
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CONVINCING SOMEONE TO USE THE LIBRARY
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March 2013
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“Darren thought he was just going to be sitting, reading, until the day of. He...”
– Nick Lang, on A Very Potter Senior Year changing from a staged reading to an (almost) actual show (via mattandnicklangfans)
people: any guy would be lucky to have you
me: who is this any guy you speak of, bring him forth
WHEN I ATTEMPT TO STUDY OR GET ANY WORK DONE
howdoiputthisgently:
colonelhathi:
japan ≠ korea ≠ china
pakistan is not in the middle east
most muslims aren’t arabs
geishas are not prostitutes
mexico is a very small part of latin america
there are 54 countries in africa
china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
WHEN ALL MY CARDIGANS ARE DIRTY
librarianproblems:
SOMEONE SAYS WE NO LONGER NEED LIBRARIES BECAUSE...
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A BOOK'S RETURNED REEKING OF CIGARETTE SMOKE
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“Today the US Supreme Court announced its much-anticipated decision in Kirtsaeng...”
– Association of Research Libraries (ARL®) :: Library Copyright Alliance Statement on Supreme Court Decision in Kirtsaeng v… (via arlpolicynotes)
“For readers interested in learning more about how not to be labeled as...”
– Mallory Ortberg of Gawker, critiquing CNN’s disgusting response to the Stuebenville rape trial verdicts.
Her commentary is spot on.
(via cognitivedissonance)
“Look, it’s no secret that my vice president is still ambitious,” he said. “But...”
– President Obama on Vice President Joe Biden (via drownindeweydecimal) 