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beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad...

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:07:53 -0400

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

charliefuckingeld: stayhappygetinspired: aworldofexperiences: ...

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:02:00 -0400

charliefuckingeld:

stayhappygetinspired:

aworldofexperiences:

helloo-t1tty:

This is not ok.

Tears are streaming down my face. Oh god.

Well fuck you too

thanks satan

Fuck you now I need to redo my makeup.

everythinginfinite: thosewerethe90s: itsnotthatfunnyisit: sara...

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:01:26 -0400

everythinginfinite:

thosewerethe90s:

itsnotthatfunnyisit:

saraadianee:

remember when baby spice sang about wearing a condom

remember when it took me over a decade to realize what she was singing about

remember when I never realized this until just now

I sang to this song when I was 10. I’m not sure how I feel about that…

rubywhiterabbit: calderonbeta: feralcastiel: can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s abe...

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:00:52 -0400

rubywhiterabbit:

calderonbeta:

feralcastiel:

can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s

abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”

too soon

HE WAS SHOT IN 1865

im-a-kittycat: “So my amazing daughter, Emma, turned 5 last...

Tue, 14 May 2013 09:53:15 -0400

im-a-kittycat:

“So my amazing daughter, Emma, turned 5 last month, and I had been searching everywhere for new-creative inspiration for her 5yr pictures. I noticed quite a pattern of so many young girls dressing up as beautiful Disney Princesses, no matter where I looked 95% of the “ideas” were the “How to’s” of how to dress your little girl like a Disney Princess…We chose 5 women (five amazing and strong women), as it was her 5th birthday but there are thousands of unbelievable women (and girls) who have beat the odds and fought (and still fight) for their equal rights all over the world”

- Jaime Moore, Not Just a Girl

npr: buzzfeed: You may have seen The Great Gatsby over the...

Tue, 14 May 2013 09:48:49 -0400

npr:

buzzfeed:

You may have seen The Great Gatsby over the weekend, but wait until you see The Great Catsby.

Of course. — tanya b.

tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other...

Tue, 14 May 2013 09:39:21 -0400

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

themetaphoricalsandbox: sass-master-jack-frost: creepylandshark...

Tue, 14 May 2013 08:38:22 -0400

themetaphoricalsandbox:

sass-master-jack-frost:

creepylandshark:

zamii070:

I know what I`m doing for my art project next week

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

Holy shit. I want to learn to do that.

What. the what.

May I present Whittington, the most chill cat (baby kangaroo?)...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:43:38 -0400

May I present Whittington, the most chill cat (baby kangaroo?) ever.

Signed bookplate from #LaurenOliver! #delirium #pandemonium...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 08:40:28 -0400

Signed bookplate from #LaurenOliver! #delirium #pandemonium #requiem

Signed bookplate from #LaurenOliver! #Delirium #Pandemonium...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 08:38:43 -0400

Signed bookplate from #LaurenOliver! #Delirium #Pandemonium #Requiem

#wordsofwisdom #fortunecookie

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 12:45:31 -0400

#wordsofwisdom #fortunecookie

Just some light reading #catlady

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 12:43:05 -0400

Just some light reading #catlady

Cats are just like kids…they just want to play in the box.

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 11:03:40 -0400

Cats are just like kids…they just want to play in the box.

cockenblog: HOPEFULLY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER. HOPEFULLY...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:28:27 -0400

cockenblog:

HOPEFULLY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER.

HOPEFULLY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER.

HOPEFULLY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER.

eccentricdisposition: “Sometimes, you read a book and it fills...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:27:08 -0400

eccentricdisposition:

“Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.”

57academics: 50-shades-of-thorin: deppsex: but why would you even give him the waterbed he had...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:26:37 -0400

57academics:

50-shades-of-thorin:

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.

Yeah. i’m so glad nobody assumed it was that other movie with a person with scissors for hands. We really dodged a bullet there

(x) I’m telling you…Robert Downey Jr. IS Tony...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:24:04 -0400

(x)

I’m telling you…Robert Downey Jr. IS Tony Stark!

A PATRON ASKS IF A BOOK THEY PUT ON HOLD 10 MINUTES AGO IS READY FOR PICK UP

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 21:58:59 -0400

librarianproblems:

Submitted by Kayla

CONVINCING SOMEONE TO USE THE LIBRARY

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 21:58:50 -0400

librarianproblems: